what sorry im from slovakia

oh do they not sell keyboards in slovakia?

in slovakia are seling keyborts 

why.

oh good. I imagine it would be hard to play without a keyboard

have you tried minecraft yet?

yes but its so boring

its probably less boring than this

tell me can you unban my account yes or no

Oh yeah absolutely I can. It might take a while for the ban info to get sent to the servers but try again at 0417 GMT. Thats when the ban list updates for all the servers

what you mean 0417 GMT

You might notice that you wont actually be unbanned because while I technically CAN unban you, I won't.

Anyways thanks for playing "SORRY I CHEATED PLEASE FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

Your prize is:

A LIFETIME BAN FROM OUR SERVICE AND FORUM!

Thanks again!

Appeal Denied