Code Name: Fandor Fuckface
Real Name: Unimportant. (Probably still 'Fuckface')
Height: Taller than the average dwarf
Weight: How much does beer weigh?
Scars/Markings: Melted Donair Face and 2 Tattoos.
Objective: To go to war to get the money to fix that Fuckface....

His face was disfigured in a horrible donair sauce incident and he couldn't get any more lubbins from the ladies so he wears a mask and goggles to hide his hideous disfigurement. But don't dismiss this soldier! His flatulence alone is enough to kill...