"You are too young to buy this product" says Origin,
"But wait, I was totally born in 1996" I reply,
"Oh okay then" Origin murmured,

Origin wasn't the brightest of children growing up, he grew up in the shadow of Steam and never really got on with Uplay which resulted in Origin being somewhat of an outcast who would merely drag acquaintances in with Battlefield, his saving grace that was the only reason for people interacting with him today.