Schrodinger's Lasing: You are being lazed at any and all times, and if you aren't being lased, you will be soon.

Murphys 3 Laws of Laser Designations:
- If it exist, it can be lased
- If you are within range of the enemy, you are within designation range
- If you think you are doing well, a laser will appear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiWCmfE22nc