And now a word from Euan's steam page

"You're not my lawn mower, you're more like my flamethrower for when I don't want the grass."
" We should give Patrick a happy get well card better."
"yes I'm also related to alchohol"
"Lets all have sex into EA"
"Yo dude we slept together...... in the same room" "thats Tim Burton manga"
"Never My Little Pony reference me"
" I fucked an elephant so hard that it came out of it's face, thats why they have trunks"
"Euan..... I'll be the end of your bell"
"I DON'T HAVE WOMEN BITS"
"I'm very well versed in cock"
"RATE,COMMENT AND SUBSCRIBE TO MY BREASTS"
"I'll fucking fuck Kim Jong oon's mum just to see the look on his face" "Madonna is rape, Madonna is liv"
"Thats why all of disney's villans look like jews!"
Alix - 2spk15 <3

"Mcbeth was a sound lad"
- zack 2spk15

"Hang on I've got duck TAPE ROLL ON ARM"
"If you guys get silent for too long I'll get dismemberement"
- Jek 2spk15