Mobo : Asus Flatbread board with high protein nuts stuck in it.
CPU : perfectly stabilised i5-3550 Mullet shaved from Barry Whites own receding hairline.
PSU : Antek Platinum hamster on wheel (RSPCA approved)
GPU : Galaxy 770gtx Dill Pickles joined with sli toothpick
Monitor : Braun HF 1 powered by BenQ micromachines eating cheese.
Mouse : G400s wood slotcar racer (wheels not included)
HDD : From IKEA, "Start the car! Start the car!"
RAM : 16gb of vengeance.
Tower : CoolerMaster Munitions case. keeping your munitions cool.
Headphones : G35 Beerhat.
Keyboard : FisherPrice Speak & Spell. G15 ROM cartridges included